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dragonsmakepie:

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:


The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

Have a sexy ass new job
dragonsmakepie:

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:


The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

Have a sexy ass new job

dragonsmakepie:

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

Have a sexy ass new job

nikkie99:

Don’t know what color this horse is suppose to be. Whether it’s an Appaloosa or a dapple it’s still really cool. I actually kind of love the markings.


Dean Winchester, ripping out lungs for Sammy since 1997. 

Dean Winchester, ripping out lungs for Sammy since 1997. 

Dean Winchester, ripping out lungs for Sammy since 1997. 

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian
seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A DRAGON

troylers-hummus-in-the-club:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post for. Literally months and here it is JUST CHILLIN ON MY DASH thank the fricking lords

mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR
mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR
mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR
mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR
mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR
mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR

mishasminions:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PHOTOSET I’VE MADE THUS FAR

zieli:

so cool
zieli:

so cool
zieli:

so cool
zieli:

so cool
zieli:

so cool

zieli:

so cool

beautiful-ambition:

r-o-n:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.


dear god
i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

I’m mad… I just tried like 10 problems and they all worked. I’m depressed

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!
beautiful-ambition:

r-o-n:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.


dear god
i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

I’m mad… I just tried like 10 problems and they all worked. I’m depressed

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!

beautiful-ambition:

r-o-n:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

I’m mad… I just tried like 10 problems and they all worked. I’m depressed

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!

lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

TAKE NOTE.


I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

I’m part praying mantis and part useless left hand. [x]

Requested by Anonymous

j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN
j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN
j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

all-i-do-is-fly:

sippingonpussyjuice:

anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real

what does magical ho even mean?

^^